"Belly rubs and pop tarts?"

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/26/2017 at 23:11 • Filed to: None

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“Oh wow! I LOVE belly rubs and S’mores pop tarts, the one and only true flavor!”

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/26/2017 at 23:14

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Chocolate fudge or GTFO

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 23:14

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You have my blessing to GET BENT

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/26/2017 at 23:15

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*balls up fists*

BRING IT

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/26/2017 at 23:16

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DON’T BRING YOUR DOGGO INTO THIS!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 23:17

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[Fists up balls]

Be there in five minutes.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/26/2017 at 23:17

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You’re going to say no to that face?

NO

YOU’RE NOT

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/26/2017 at 23:18

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OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 23:20

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DON’T LOOK AT ME

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/26/2017 at 23:21

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Doggos cannot to eating of chocolate. Why you so kill it’s doggo with by chocolate?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/26/2017 at 23:26

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Extremely unpopular opinions:

Cherry pop-tarts are the best pop-tarts followed by strawberry and cinnamon.

I strongly dislike chocolate in general.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/26/2017 at 23:26

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ST...STR...STRA.....STRAWB...... i can’t :(

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 02/26/2017 at 23:32

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I’m calling ASPCA right now and I’ll adopt his doggo.

smobgirl > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 23:40

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WHAT IS WITH YOUR TOYOTA HATRED TONIGHT

fhrblig > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 02/26/2017 at 23:47

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I strongly dislike chocolate in general.

You are history’s greatest monster.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/26/2017 at 23:48

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You haz alternative factz cuz she luv brown sugar poptartz 2.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 02/26/2017 at 23:54

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Chocolate Pop-tarts , in general, are lame. Cherry Pop-tarts are indeed the best, followed by Cinnamon/brown sugar, and Strawberry is out there somewhere. Zoidberg is wrong because he watched “Arrival” last night and is now confusing Doggo’s paw prints as some sort of nonlinear ortho-whatever four-legged misspelling of S’more, when, due to his poor taste in Pop-tarts, he blames his helpless Doggo, and then tries to asuage his guilt by administering a tummy rub.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > fhrblig 02/27/2017 at 00:20

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That’s pretty much how everyone reacts when I say that.

I’ve always had a strong disliking of chocolate since I was a kid.

The only two chocolate products I ever eat are Colombian Jet chocolates because of the sticker that comes inside (I’m halfway done with the album)

As well as Hershey’s chocolate milk whenever I have regular Special K for breakfast

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/27/2017 at 00:39

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If you look closer at the photo I posted, you can see a box of s’mores poptarts behind the blueberry ones. I couldn’t resist.

and 100 more > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/27/2017 at 07:27

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OMG, this is quality shitpost

X37.9XXS > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/27/2017 at 08:56

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There is only one true Pop-Tart

The rest are abomination in the eyes of the lord